Don 2

Just Imagine…

This Christmas it’s raining offers at the leading cinemas! Buy the ticket of don & get Rahul,James Bond 007 and Ethan Hunt free- you might as well phrase it like “Hunt, Ethan hunt… naam toh suna hoga!”

As the tattooed “D” appears on the screen, the crowd shouts “OOOOOO”! I guess it’s an omen, leave your logic aside- things are about to get jumbled! Even a kindergarten kid will be able to tell a D from O! 

As far as the story is concerned, Don 2 in a nut shell is about larceny at DCB. Don wants to rob the bank not of the money; but of the plates used to print the currency! He does succeed in his attempt to rob the plates with the help of Vardhaman (Boman Irani), Sameer (Kunal Kapoor), Lara Dutta, Diwan (Alyy Khan) & Nawab Shah- but that doesn’t guarantee whether DON 2 will be able to mint money! Om puri & Roma/ Junglee billi (Priyanka Chopra) are the only representatives of “Gyara Mulkon ki police” jo Don ke peeche padi hai- which by the end of the movie will become “Dus mulkon ki police”! The Junglee Billi becomes Bheegi Bill- Rahul ka jadoo chal gaya! Also, in one of the scenes, it seems that, Don has developed an interest in men with beautiful eyes- a Kinky development from Don 1! Hritik Roshan appears in a cameo as a mask on Don’s face; Hritik’s Mask retains the super powers of Krish, which enables  SRK to resize his physique!

SRK’s manages to play Don pretty well despite a loose ended script, Priyanka Chopra is good enough, Boman Irani is underutilised & if you wish to get a glimpse of Lara Dutta please manage to stay awake!

The movie explodes more logic than bombs & it shatters more hope than glass! well it is an action movie where the protagonist dosen't perform a stunt throughout the movie- the only stunt that takes place is performed by the audience- by watching the movie!

“Yeh Movie ko digest karna Mushkil hi nahin Namumkin hai!”, unless you are a die-hard SRK fan, you might even require Kayamchurna!

L(ov+uc)